うふふふふふ。

i told some kid i beat KID PIX and he believed until this day

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:07:55 -0700

i told some kid i beat KID PIX and he believed until this day

"We'll take them on as circus"

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:57:35 -0700

"We'll take them on as circus"

annathemoony: soupnbananaz: littleartemis: radiogrimshaw: ...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:34:18 -0700

annathemoony:

soupnbananaz:

littleartemis:

radiogrimshaw:

radiogrimshaw:

ten inch dick aka longer than my forearm

i know there are some writers who follow me

please

take note

I believe the average is 6 inches? The longest is 14, an he suffers dizziness when he gets a boner, and even though he’s heterosexual, he can only have sex with men (or anally with women) as his cock can’t fit in a vagina.

So writers, take note.

jesus h. christ

I once had a boyfriend who was quite well-endowed, and that was some painful, annoying shit right there (especially with a selfish dude who didn’t really think about that/blamed me for being “tiny,” what the fuck). The average vagina is 3-4 inches deep, though some women may have a depth of 6-7 inches.

Of course, a lady’s Sarlaac Pit is designed to accomodate rather large things. That does not, however, mean that it is comfortable or fun to have those large things in your hermetically-sealed shame basket, not to mention have it ramming repeatedly against your cervix. Ow fucking ow.

Contrary to popular belief, bigger is NOT ALWAYS BETTER.

A rectum can be between 5-7 inches deep. A pliable dildo could push past that, taking that sharp curve into the large intestine, if you’re patient and flexible and you have a lot of lube at your disposal. And you don’t mind things being in your INTESTINES, oh my God. A hard dick, however, that isn’t so bendy, would be another story entirely.

So if you’re shooting for realistic sex and your bottom isn’t into pain, you may want to reconsider giving your top anything over 7-8 inches of dick. 10+ inches might sound awesome but like Communism, for most people at least, it’s better in theory than it is in practice.

This very NSFW and TMI-imbued post brought to you by all the fucks I do not give.

Oh and if anyone accuses me of kink shaming I will find you and I will skin you.

I don’t know why I read all of that but if that’s true, then keep in mind guys that ALL PORN IS FAKE. Except for Japanese I mean, how can a girl be in THAT much pain.

cool friends on vacation would leave their house unlocked for other friends to use when...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:46:45 -0700

cool friends on vacation would leave their house unlocked for other friends to use when they’re gone

peixesass: pikanoob: seeaann: when friends make plans in front of you but don’t invite you when...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:21:54 -0700

peixesass:

pikanoob:

seeaann:

when friends make plans in front of you but don’t invite you

when accidently making plans in front of friends you don’t want to invite and they invite themselves

when someone hits your pokemon and its super effective

when people state the obvious to a gif

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 09:40:26 -0700

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 09:24:20 -0700

error888:

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 09:23:10 -0700

I have more gundams than I've had relationships.

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 09:22:25 -0700

I’ve had more Pokemon games than relationships
I’ve had more handheld consoles than relationships
I’ve had more shoes than relationships
I’ve had more “had’s” and “than’s” than relationships

lbrtsd: by Evan Palmer [website]

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 09:20:25 -0700

lbrtsd:

by Evan Palmer [website]

Video Gaming By Era:

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 09:18:53 -0700

80's: "WHAT A NERD LETS BEAT HIS ASS!!"
90's: "Gameboy with Pokemon? What're you 9?"
20's: "OMFG LEAGUE OF LEGENDS E3 PS4 XB0X I CAME SO HARD"

lalonding: dont ever be friends with me ever im just the worst lmfao met a guy who apparently to...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 00:26:05 -0700

lalonding:

dont ever be friends with me ever im just the worst lmfao

met a guy who apparently to my friends think is just like me in personality and before they told me that i said “i don’t liek that guy already”

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 00:24:37 -0700

the shit i read sometimes

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 23:22:33 -0700

the shit i read sometimes

fileth: ちびうさ on Twitpic

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 23:19:28 -0700

fileth:

ちびうさ on Twitpic

I want to start something called Memory Monday's

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 22:59:23 -0700

The point is for one to write about something of their past, good or bad. It’s like throwback Thursday without the need of using images or songs.

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Sun, 16 Jun 2013 22:30:34 -0700

fffcuk: buy me a 3ds and ill follow you

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 22:27:48 -0700

fffcuk:

buy me a 3ds and ill follow you

destiniyang: ew i hate growing older

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 22:27:43 -0700

destiniyang:

ew i hate growing older

died once i read peecha

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 00:50:17 -0700

died once i read peecha

うふふふふふ。

i told some kid i beat KID PIX and he believed until this day

"We'll take them on as circus"

annathemoony: soupnbananaz: littleartemis: radiogrimshaw: ...

cool friends on vacation would leave their house unlocked for other friends to use when...

peixesass: pikanoob: seeaann: when friends make plans in front of you but don’t invite you when...

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error888: 映画「宇宙戦艦ヤマト 完結編」２ - ＼（＾о＾）／ Ｎｉｓｓｉ ┏(０：) Ｎｉｋｋｉ (￣ε￣＠) -...

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I have more gundams than I've had relationships.

lbrtsd: by Evan Palmer [website]

Video Gaming By Era:

lalonding: dont ever be friends with me ever im just the worst lmfao met a guy who apparently to...

Photo

the shit i read sometimes

fileth: ちびうさ on Twitpic

I want to start something called Memory Monday's

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fffcuk: buy me a 3ds and ill follow you

destiniyang: ew i hate growing older

died once i read peecha

error888: 映画「宇宙戦艦ヤマト　完結編」２ - ＼（＾о＾）／Ｎｉｓｓｉ ┏(０：) Ｎｉｋｋｉ (￣ε￣＠) -...